oh dear, more femquius? let’s not make a habit out of this.
at least this one is much less drunk and much more, uh, idkyoutellme?kawaii?
when people refer to penises as ___________ in fanfictions
- penises
- cocks
- dicks
- and other normal words for a penis
- meat sticks
- wands
- slick manhood
- throbbing/pulsing member
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- black snake
- anal impaler
- chode
- shaft
- sausage
- schlong
- “thing”
- steamin’ semen roadway
- skin flute
- tube steak
- wang
- dong
- bone
- etc.
“steamin’ semen roadway”
there’s a new one
“anal impaler” is the one that really gets me
100% all-beef thermometer

Too god damn cute for words ^v^
(I have not seen this before, but I’m pretty sure this was posted before I put those Sollux bees up. Anyway, just saying I did not mean to copy the original artist, and this is incredibly cute so everyone like this and stuff :)










