"meow," said the blog.
saucykid:

crab-cakes:

oh dear, more femquius? let’s not make a habit out of this.at least this one is much less drunk and much more, uh, idkyoutellme?

kawaii?

saucykid:

crab-cakes:

oh dear, more femquius? let’s not make a habit out of this.
at least this one is much less drunk and much more, uh, idkyoutellme?

kawaii?

when people refer to penises as ___________ in fanfictions

c-c-chuck:

chlorophyll-bunny:

americankimchi:

chlorophyll-bunny:

  • penises
  • cocks
  • dicks
  • and other normal words for a penis

  • meat sticks
  • wands 
  • slick manhood
  • throbbing/pulsing member
  • 100% all-beef thermometer 
  • black snake
  • anal impaler
  • chode
  • shaft
  • sausage
  • schlong
  • “thing” 
  • steamin’ semen roadway
  • skin flute
  • tube steak
  • wang
  • dong
  • bone
  • etc.

“steamin’ semen roadway”

there’s a new one

“anal impaler” is the one that really gets me

100% all-beef thermometer 


askthewigglers:

arisuniocosu:

Too god damn cute for words ^v^

(I have not seen this before, but I’m pretty sure this was posted before I put those Sollux bees up. Anyway, just saying I did not mean to copy the original artist, and this is incredibly cute so everyone like this and stuff :)

askthewigglers:

arisuniocosu:

Too god damn cute for words ^v^

(I have not seen this before, but I’m pretty sure this was posted before I put those Sollux bees up. Anyway, just saying I did not mean to copy the original artist, and this is incredibly cute so everyone like this and stuff :)

marco-vinizio:

Red

A short remake of Little Red Riding Hood, by Hyunjoo Song

badragon:

mcgroose:

penotbutter:

pedoshaming:

crab-cakes:

Adolescence is an awkward confusing time.
It’s hard to deal with so many new changes.
It’s hard and nobody understands.

hrnFFFFFFFFFFFF

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

PRAISE THE LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 ah yes its back

FUCK

aw i was looking for this the other day :3C 

i miss being brosbutt

marrionettekind:

so we went to this fire show and then this happened
shitty flaming swords

marrionettekind:

so we went to this fire show and then this happened

shitty flaming swords